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Alex Jones vs Yoga Mom

from #walledgardens by DMTheatrics

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Nah. It's the children who are wrong.


When I was barely in my twenties
I learned a valuable lesson from a handsome tender man who must have been at least twice my age
It was a magical weekend
I'll always treasure those memories
Yes I know you're not supposed to say that out loud nowadays
So now I pay it forward and I pass these secrets on to you
And you have no idea the nasty things that this old broad can do
I can be your fantasy or be your cold reality
Did you hear what I told you
Can you stop messing with the radio
I've learned Victoria's secret
And the uproarious secret is that girls of your generation don't know how to strut their stuff
A little light conversation, then a trip to the bedroom
I am trying to seduce you are my signals not enough
You are aware I want you for body not your intellect
I don't really care about your bullshit from the internet
Keep your mouth shut when you're not between my knees you idiot
You're ruining everything
No I don't want to debate you
Say could you leave in the morning
Better yet this evening
I would hate to have the neighbors realize what I have done
Well I'm sure that I'm sorry
You were the one who came to soon
You say you're disappointed well you're not the only one
wait I'm sorry I said that
can we keep it between us
maybe something between us was there a spark or was just me
Can you put your phone away while I'm showing off my lingerie
did I mention I'm flexible
did I mention the pilates
Put down the phone
I'm standing right here
Jet fuel false flag fear Washington
Seth Rich ancient aliens NSA
Flouride in the water gonna turn frogs gay
Military Industrial complex


from #walledgardens, released September 9, 2018


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